AISubs v3.7
- Okay, here I go. - I'll do it.
- Yabana! - Takato! - Ryu! - Ryozo! - Mujo!
- Good morning! - Morning!
- Shall we start with "good morning"? - Yeah!
- One, two... - Good morning!
- Oh, that's good. - That's a good morning.
- There's no time for you to be so energetic! - Are you being serious?
- I am serious. I'm really serious this time. - Oh.
- There might be some scary atmosphere, so you better be prepared.
- 10 days ago, in the history of... - Yes?
In the history of group youtubers,
it's something that came out quite recently.
The condition of youtube revenue is already broken every month.
In such a situation, how to divide it up
We talked a lot and made a lot of effort in the past.
Well, is it all expensive?
(Laughs)
I already got 10 yen.
I won't say anything stupid!
I've been doing it a lot without considering it.
The pain is not evaluated!
(Laughs)
This channel is not evaluated for pain.
It's not evaluated at all!
In one video,
There are people who are insanely comfortable and people who are insanely painful, but
It's the same salary.
Don't you think you've done it well, everyone?
But it's not like someone was skipping it,
Someone is really painful at this time,
Someone is really painful at this time, like this, right?
It's separated, so...
It's divided up.
I've been doing it for a while, but...
Maybe I'm losing a lot of money...
No, by the way, you're losing money!
Am I losing money!?
(Laughs)
Sensei is...
I'm going to tell you when it comes out.
My annual income is too low!
(Laughs)
It's not good for someone's dissatisfaction to explode, so...
Let's think about the pain of A.S.A.I.N.T.
We can't solve it ourselves, so...
We've recruited a certain guest.
Without a third party, we can't solve this mess.
We can't solve it ourselves.
Let's make an appearance.
Please!
Hello!
Zaaah!
I'm Kota Keisuke, a lawyer.
Thank you for your time.
I'm Kota Keisuke, a lawyer, and I'm here to talk about what we've been through in order to protect ourselves and our families.
And we're here to tell you that we might have to pay a lot of money for it.
So we'd like you to be a little more kind to us.
We might be too much of a group.
If you've been through all of this, we'd like you to make a request.
Let's fight for money this time.
Why are we fighting?
Who do you feel sorry for the most?
I feel sorry for you the most.
There are four of us this time.
First, second, third, final.
The order is okay.
Let's start with the front and back.
By the way, I think it's hard to communicate like this.
What did you come up with?
I came up with it based on a recent case of "Cyber Undead".
This time, we're going to fight with our own hands.
So we're going to make this tournament a legal duel.
It's too late!
"Duel" doesn't have much to do with "hands".
Isn't it too late for "hands"?
"Legal Duel" first round.
Shibayu vs. Yuzumaru.
Ready, go!
I don't know which one will go first.
Let's do it like this.
Let me go first!
That's how it starts.
For some reason, "leadership" always comes first in anime.
That's terrible.
"Leadership" always comes first.
I'll say it.
DUEL!
LET ME GO FIRST!
I said it!
I was told to do bad homework and walked a lot.
But...
This is what I learned the most.
This guy!
Summon!
ASTUGOTEKIRIRA!
The word is cute.
My liver...
HURTS!
Shibayu, who has a strong will...
My liver...
I want to paint it!
Wow!
Shibayu!
Why?
It's no good...
You're wrong!
It's like a drinking party!
You're right!
It's like a drinking party!
"Liver" means "sake", right?
So...
I drank a lot of sake.
I drank alone for a long time.
I drank a little bit of tequila.
"AKEKAN"...
It's like "ATEKAN".
I farted seven times.
I'm about to die.
This is bad!
Please answer.
My turn!
Even though it's not in the video, I'm getting a penalty game!
I'll stop this corner and react!
I'll make you dream of all the effects!
What?
I'm sorry!
You're not serious!
You made this!
I said it doesn't matter!
I'm leaving!
I won't accept it!
Leave it to me!
I've been accepting it for a while now.
To be honest, I don't like it!
But at first...
When YUMEMARU joined...
I said "I'll do it!"
And he did it!
And YUMEMARU thought it was funny!
Is it funny for you to do that?
That's the worst thing I've heard so far.
Is it funny for you to do that?
That's the cutest thing I've heard.
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'll start with SHIBAYU-SAN's ASHITSUBO TEQUILA case.
You were allowed to drink it.
Is that what you're saying?
That's crazy!
See?
It's strong!
It's legally strong!
Well, it wasn't in a situation where you could refuse to eat it.
That's crazy!
This is a similar case.
My boss forced me to drink a lot of alcohol.
As compensation for this trial, I was fined 1.5 million yen.
What will happen in the afternoon? Is it weak in the afternoon?
I don't know.
If I knew the price of alcohol, I would have been fined about 20 million yen.
On the other hand, if you get a penalty game,
If you get a penalty game, you get a penalty.
There wasn't a case like this, so I looked for it.
The closest thing is...
When you go to a baseball match, a foul ball flies in.
That's the closest thing.
I don't know if it's a foul ball or not.
Whether or not there was a safety precautionary duty on the side of managing the pitch.
Announce it.
Make a fence.
The ball flies into unrelated people.
It's actually hitting.
There was no safety precautionary duty.
That's right.
I couldn't help it because it was illegal.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you had a safety precautionary duty when you took the video.
I'm sorry.
The difference is...
If it's a baseball game, you don't aim for it.
But if it's a baseball game, you don't aim for it.
It's like a pitcher throwing a ball directly at you.
It's dangerous.
It's very expensive.
As a charity, it's 200,000 yen.
It's amazing.
But you can get 200,000 yen.
I'm sorry about the content of the penalty game.
It's not a real thing.
It's unfair.
The winner of the first round is...
Mr. Shibuya.
It's amazing.
It's not a tough game, but...
There's a big one.
It's a legal duel with me.
Duel!
I'll go first!
Here it is!
You'll be abandoned in a haunted spot by yourself!
(Laughing)
I think you should overcome your fear of ghosts.
I can't!
We're going to a tunnel now.
Hey! I don't like tunnels!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Wait, oh my god! I can't see it anymore! I can't see it anymore! I can't see it anymore! I can't see it anymore!
Why do you have to touch the screen to make it disappear? You're so sweet sometimes.
(Screaming)
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
I don't remember much, but when I did it twice, I was crying a lot.
I can't destroy my mental damage.
But there's nothing like a spiritual spot. It's just a place.
Don't you have a human heart?
It doesn't matter what you say here.
I didn't know you'd say that.
Leon and Dan!
You've already passed it, haven't you?
I will continue to suffer from now on.
I will call myself "bug glasses"!
What?
You called yourself "bug glasses" and called yourself "bug glasses" normally.
Without consulting, I was told, "Well, it doesn't matter."
I was told, "Well, it doesn't matter."
I didn't know.
I can't believe it.
First of all, it's Tetsuya's spiritual spot.
First of all, to consider this, of course, it is a crime to be forced to do things that are not obligatory.
To tell this and compensate for the damage, I thought it was illegal to force it.
I thought about it, but I don't know what the legal meaning of "spiritual spot" is.
Objectively speaking, it's a dark road at night.
What?
What are you talking about?
There's no such thing.
Well, if there's a poisonous snake or a pitfall, you can still find out.
To the extent of being forced to walk on a dark road at night, it can't be recognized as illegal, and it costs zero yen.
Hey!
Teacher!
Don't shake hands!
Lawyer's teacher's...
No, but I still don't know.
"Bug glasses" is just a nickname, isn't it?
Depending on the content of the nickname, it can be an insult.
Depending on the content, it can be an insult.
If you're nicknamed "wheat thief" that approves of the facts...
"Wheat thief"?
It's not "wheat thief".
"Wheat thief" is not a "thief".
You might be thought of as a "thief".
Whether or not the nickname "bug glasses" itself is negative...
I've been looking into the word "bug glasses".
"Bug glasses" is a tool that observes the area expanded with a lens.
The world's largest lens is in northern Iraq.
It was found in that ruins about 900 years ago.
At first, it was used not to make things bigger, but to light them up.
It has nothing to do with it at all.
Certainly, I just found out.
In fact, there is no particularly negative meaning.
Teacher!
Wait a minute.
In fact, there is another way of using it.
"Bug glasses" has the smallest letter "b" in "osmo" and "jo" in "bansuke".
So, it can be used in a way that makes people laugh.
So, it may be used as an insult.
That's right!
Don't insult me!
The damage is 50,000 yen.
What! Teacher!
Teacher! I will be bugged from now on!
Even if you say that, you are a professional lawyer.
That's right.
You are the one who gets paid.
You are a professional lawyer.
Oh, I'm a lawyer.
That's right.
So, 50,000 yen vs. 0 yen.
"Bug glasses" wins!
Now, we will start with the third round of "me and yumemaru" who have been disbanded.
We will start with Mr. Eagle.
Mr. Eagle is very easy to deal with.
The one who is not easy to deal with is dangerous.
One, two...
I will go first!
"One month cigarette" came out!
Ignition!
Are you ready?
Yes.
You!
You're drunk!
Stop it!
Tanago-kun!
You're too much!
Are you serious?
When I went out with my family and children, I went through this too.
It was a very painful month.
But I didn't lose!
This is my family!
A month of fun life!
What?
Wait, Tanago-kun!
Tanago-kun!
I've been longing for this since I was in 3rd grade.
When I went out with Jun Matsumoto of ARASHI,
I couldn't explain what was going on in the program.
I was wearing a cashew shirt and I was longing for him.
I've had this impression.
And,
this month was the first time I wore a cashew shirt for my wife's birthday.
Even when I gave her a birthday present at a dinner party,
I was wearing a cashew shirt and I was like,
Here's your birthday present.
I was 30 years old and it was my birthday present.
I wrote about it in a local newspaper.
Even in a local newspaper, people took pictures of me wearing a cashew shirt.
It's very annoying for a family to be exposed like that in a local area.
I don't know.
There's one more thing I haven't told you yet.
What is it?
It's something I can't decide for myself.
I happened to wear it this time of year.
Look!
I wore my driver's license!
You wore it!
Wow!
I've been wearing it for 5 years.
Wow!
It's been 5 years, right?
It's like you're wearing it for the first time.
I've been wearing it for 5 years.
It's delicious, isn't it?
When did you say it's delicious?!
Well, it's a cosplay forced confrontation.
I'll explain it in a nutshell.
In fact, there was a similar incident in 2015.
Oh! There was?!
An employee of a cosmetics company was forced to cosplay at a training center with a large number of employees as a punishment for not being able to comply with the rules of the month.
Wow! That's harsh!
An employee of a cosmetics company was forced to wear a bunny girl's earring as if she were a fortune teller and really sued the company.
Wow!
As a psychological damage, 200,000 yen was recognized, but only once a day.
Both of you have one month to consider this matter.
In the case of Tetsuya-san, he was forced to wear Sazae-san's hairstyle and headband.
Well, at least a psychological damage of 100,000 yen is...
Wow!
As for Yumemaru-san, it's true that it was a very embarrassing situation.
However, after watching the video when the punishment game was decided...
First of all, about the money...
Yumemaru-san was the one who suggested that we quit smoking together.
That's right.
If you watch the video again, you'll know.
And about that smoking-kun punishment game...
Yumemaru-san was the one who suggested that we smoke- kun for a week.
Yes.
This is the worst punishment.
It's not fun even if you do it.
Punishment.
Let's do it for a week.
What does "tabako-kun" mean?
I don't know what it means, but it's like a person who appears in Nicolette's commercial.
It's like a form of "tabako".
What?
It's like a form of "tabako".
It's not shared with others.
You said it first.
I said it first?
You said it first.
I said it first, but I got it back.
If you say it first and say it yourself, you will be punished.
It's a complete left-wing delusion.
So, Tetsuya is third place with 1 million yen versus 0.
I didn't know Tetsuya was winning.
It's 50,000 yen.
Let's move on to the final round.
What will he bring?
He will treat me for five months.
What?
He will treat you for five months?
No way!
I think this is the most effective one.
This is the most effective one.
Here we go.
I got it first!
I will live a happy life for five months!
That's a big deal.
I don't deny it.
How long has it been?
That's a big deal.
I don't deny it.
That's a big deal.
I will live a happy life for five months!
I don't deny it.
Well, we're all here now.
One month!
One year!
You idiot!
It's a punishment game where you really live for one year and one month, but if you go out for one year and one month, you may be caught in crime.
Do you know the mental pain of fighting fear and continuing it for a month?
It's because of this guy!
You again!
You're too much!
This is a punishment game where you're going to cause trouble for everyone around you, and I'm not the only one who has a problem with it. It's a group accusation.
It's a little scary for everyone to get on the bullet train.
I see.
My buddy said, "Stop! We'll send you off."
So, for those of you who were moved in vain...
You're too much!
My last card! Here we go!
This guy!
He dyed his hair blue in Manipani!
This is it!
This is tough!
This is...
This is actually a good obstacle or something like that, isn't it?
I'm going to apply this all over my body...
I want to find someone who can protect me like this, and I found someone who is good at it.
Really?
This is him.
What?
What do you think?
I don't like it. Wait a minute. I don't like it.
This is really a physical exercise.
Scary!
Okay, I'm going to apply it.
Okay.
Wow!
Goodbye.
Thank you for everything.
I was trying to go in a handsome route.
Please open your eyes!
Okay!
Wow!
Hey!
After that, I was blue for about a week!
I lived in blue, everyone!
I went to college in blue.
I appeared in front of my mother in blue.
This is strong.
I don't know both.
You don't know this?
First of all, as with earlier, cosplay is allowed, right?
Yes, only once.
As for this time, I think it's almost positive.
It's positive.
There was even a risk of your own retina exposing itself.
I don't want you to expose yourself!
I think it's pretty big.
This is a car worth 3 million yen.
Wow!
All right!
It's amazing!
Retina exposure!
Manipani was applied to my body.
I looked it up.
It doesn't cause any health damage.
If it's a tattoo or something like that, it'll stay on for a long time.
It doesn't stay on your body in particular.
It's the same as body cream.
Body cream!
Body cream was applied to my body.
In that respect, I think it's illegal.
It's 0 yen.
Manipani is all you can apply!
Apply it for me!
A shocking prize of 3 million yen.
Insect glasses real gel.
Winner!
You look like you're going to win.
Sometimes having 0 wins is enough to win a lot of things.
Let's not think about that and just do what we want.
Let's just do what we want and not complain about it.
Thank you.
I don't want to fight with this drone.
Thank you for today, Mr. Kotade!